Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite

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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic

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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes

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Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Xmas?

A: She could not work out what size her nose was

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I know, I know that people say ”It’s the thought that counts, not the gift”, but couldn’t people think a little bigger!

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Father to a 3-year old:
”No, a reindeer is not a horse with a TV antenna.”